dumbassery at its finest

uncreativeart:

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team-machine:

Deadool v3 #20

You really want to sleep over at Spider-Man’s place, don’t you, Deadpool?

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aidosaur:

Tony “Masseffect” Shepard, Roma Shepard, and their respective Space Significant Others.  Fanart Fridayyyy

I drew my/Ananth’s Commander Shepard hanging out with Magnolia’s Commander Shepard on the plane to Japan.  Then I went and inked and colored it last weekend, ha ha.

Cerberus weirdness aside, I always thought the Cerberus uniform from ME2 was the classiest of all uniforms, so that’s what they’ve got.  And while every character has to be the exact same height for the sake of game mechanics, I always imagine Turians being unbelievably tall.  And Tali’s the teeniest, that goes without saying.

Tony Masseffect and Roma later went on to start a pizza joint and live happily ever after the end.

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thedevilswaltz:

between-heavenandhell:

you’re welcome

god bless this post.

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theillusivewoman:

theillusivewoman's favorite characters in gaming
→ (in no particular order) 

sir walter beck, the mentor.

“Do you remember the stories I’d tell you when you were a child? There was a great queen once, the mightiest Hero of them all. And you know what you would say…?”
“Teach me to be a Hero.”
“Mm… you’ve done me proud, girl. You’ve always done me proud.”

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gdfalksen:

Cyberpunk Eyes 

University of Washington researchers have figured out how to implant semitransparent red and blue LED lights in contact lenses, for the purpose of receiving and displaying data in sharp visual images and video. This means wearers will literally be able to watch TV or view photos that are projected directly onto their eyeballs.

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colormekarkat:

fastpuck:

SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.

dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!

WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.

no! you can’t make me!

EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.

that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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suzuka-the-g0dfather:

gayburn:

punksm0ker:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

omg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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